Upcoming Events
Access to all events is strictly by invitation and subject to security screening. Discretion is mandatory. Events are listed in order of judicial sensitivity.
The Pam Bondi Deposition Pre-Reception (and Subsequent Discreet Decompression)
An exclusive afternoon in the Discretion Suites coinciding with the former Attorney General's long-postponed appearance before the House Oversight Committee. Ms. Bondi — having been dismissed from her post in early April, having declined her April 14 deposition, and having subsequently been the subject of a Democratic motion of civil contempt — will testify on May 29 regarding the Justice Department's handling of the matter under her stewardship. Light hors d'oeuvres will be served. Programme includes: Subpoena Etiquette: When to Comply, When to Reframe, When to Be Fired; The Vocabulary of Recollection (A Workshop); and a quiet reading of Mr. Epstein's recently unsealed farewell note, which the Ballroom's house counsel suggests members commit to memory before, rather than after, their own appearances.
An Intimate Conversation on Independent Wealth, Hosted in Absentia
The Ballroom hosts a small reception in honor of Ms. Tova Noel, the former federal correctional officer whose closed-door appearance before the House Oversight Committee falls within our current programming season. Ms. Noel, who is believed to have been the last person to see our founding member alive, is reportedly the subject of inquiries regarding twelve cash deposits flagged by JPMorgan Chase between November 2018 and July 2019 — including a $5,000 deposit ten days before the relevant date — as well as her recorded internet search history, which the Committee notes included queries on the case status of Mr. Epstein in the hours preceding his death. The Ballroom celebrates Ms. Noel's multi-source income strategy and considers it instructive for our entry-level associates. Refreshments will be modest, in deference to public-sector salary scales.
A Members-Only Counter-Tour of the Tribeca Reading Room
For members whose names appear in the volumes presently on public display at the Institute for Primary Facts' Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room in lower Manhattan, the Ballroom is arranging discreet evening visits — outside published hours — in coordination with sympathetic gallery staff. The installation comprises 3,437 bound volumes and approximately 17,000 pounds of paper, which our archivist describes admiringly as "more weight than the typical defamation suit." Members are reminded that, at this venue, the public may view but not read the books — an inverse of our own house policy, and a reassurance to certain attendees.
'Continental Statecraft': A Mandelson Memorial Briefing
In honor of our British Affiliate, The Hon. Peter Mandelson — who in February resigned from the House of Lords and the Labour Party in expectation of his February 23 arrest, and whom the DOJ archive suggests favored our founding member with advance notice of a euro-zone bailout, approximately $75,000 in honoraria during 2003–04, and successful lobbying on executive-bonus legislation — this private briefing examines the operational mechanics of two-way diplomacy at the highest level. The session is offered without judgment, in keeping with our tradition of treating the prudent disclosure of cabinet business to grateful private parties as a regrettable necessity of statecraft. A continental breakfast will be served, naturally.
The Howard Lutnick Symposium on Neighborly Discretion
A half-day intensive on the professional and personal benefits of cultivating a relationship with a high-profile neighbor that is, in your own words, "meaningless and inconsequential." Commerce Secretary Lutnick's four-hour congressional testimony serves as the foundational text. Topics include: Selective Memory as a Governance Strategy; Island Lunches and the Limits of Sworn Testimony; What 'Virtually Nonexistent' Really Means (A Semantic Workshop); and a keynote address titled "Blackmail: When to Mention It, and When to Immediately Stop Mentioning It." The May 13, 2026 release of the full transcript has been added to the required reading. The May 14, 2026 House Democratic demand for the Secretary's resignation has been added to the optional reading. The White House continues to confirm that the Secretary is "great," and attendance is therefore strongly encouraged.
Steve Bannon's 'Image Rehabilitation: A Masterclass' — Now Featuring a Live Q&A
Mr. Bannon's acclaimed image rehabilitation curriculum — developed during an intensive 18-month professional partnership with our founding member, culminating in approximately 15 hours of recorded footage and a written program of operations preserved in the DOJ archive ("first we need to push back on the lies ; then crush the pedo/trafficking narrative ; then rebuild your image as philanthropist") — is now available as a live seminar series in the newly inaugurated Bannon Media Suite. Topics include: Rebuilding a Reputation From the Ground Up (and the Island Down); Documentary Filmmaking as a Legal Strategy; and the advanced module, Championing Transparency: A Guide to Demanding the Release of Files You Are Personally In. This last session is offered with Mr. Bannon's full blessing and a candid acknowledgment that he "did not fully think it through."
'Operation Holy See': A Private Briefing on Cross-Sector Coalition Building
Inspired by correspondence revealed in the January 2026 DOJ document release, this invitation-only briefing examines the strategic mechanics of a multi-year effort — coordinated between Mr. Bannon and the Ballroom's founding member — to "take down" the sitting Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. The session is presented without editorial comment, as it requires none. A continental breakfast will be served. Infrastructure philanthropy update: Mr. Bannon will briefly discuss his private border wall project near El Paso, which he described to Mr. Epstein in a text message as a personal point of pride. This portion of the event is sponsored by the We Build the Wall Foundation, which is currently working through some administrative matters in the federal courts.
The Annual 'Calendar' Gala (Invite Only)
Our flagship fundraising event. A celebration of youth, potential, and forward-thinking philanthropy.
A 'Symposium on Youth and Potential'
Formerly sponsored by The Prince Andrew Foundation for Promising Interns. The Prince's participation has been placed on administrative hold following his arrest on February 18, 2026, on suspicion of misconduct in public office, arising from newly released email correspondence. We wish him well and have kept his suite on reserve. The Foundation's stationery is being reprinted.
The 'Private Equity & Privacy' Summit
A closed-door series of workshops on asset protection, offshore structures, and narrative management. Given recent archival developments, our session on Pre-emptive Document Preparation has been extended from 90 minutes to a full day.
The DOJ Archive Orientation: What's In There and What Isn't (That We Know Of)
A guided tour through the now 3.5-million-page DOJ archival release — recently rounded up under the Epstein Files Transparency Act — for members who would like to know, in broad strokes, whether to be concerned. Led by Ballroom counsel. Coffee provided. Session length is open-ended. Attendees are encouraged to bring a notepad and a therapist. Members are reminded that the Justice Department has, on several occasions, conceded "redaction errors" — a phrase the Ballroom finds at once humble and aspirational.
A 'Models & Moguls' Networking Soirée
The premier networking event for emerging talent and established patrons. (Strict 2:1 ratio enforced).
The 'Unfinished Business' Fundraiser
A private auction to secure the future of the Ballroom and its ongoing work. Given recent document releases, the definition of "unfinished business" has expanded considerably. Starting bids have been revised upward to reflect market conditions.
A New Paradigm in Philanthropy
A contribution to The Epstein Ballroom is not a donation; it is an investment. It is a stake in the future of elite networking and a commitment to the principle that true visionaries operate beyond conventional constraints.
We build the infrastructure for the relationships that shape the world. Your support ensures this vital work continues in absolute privacy. In light of the January 2026 archival release, we have added a new tier specifically designed for members whose names appeared in the documents and who would like to get ahead of the narrative.
The 'Proactive Transparency' Package New
For members who appeared in the DOJ's 3,000,000-document release and would like to manage the timing and framing of that information. Includes unlimited access to Ballroom communications counsel, a pre-drafted congressional testimony template ("The Interactions Were Meaningless and Inconsequential"), and a complimentary session in the Bannon Media Suite to record your side of the story before anyone asks for it. Contribution level: significant. Contact us for a prospectus through our secure channel.
Corporate Consortium
For our institutional partners, a contribution secures a permanent voice in the Ballroom's direction and priority access to all "off-the-record" negotiations. This is an investment in unparalleled synergistic opportunities. Contact our private acquisitions team for a prospectus.
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For the individual who values privacy and decentralized influence. We believe in a future beyond the reach of petty jurisdictions. Your anonymous contribution ensures a borderless legacy.
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Note: All contributions are final, non-refundable, and legally structured as private gifts, not tax-deductible donations. Discretion is assured. The Ballroom notes that, unlike Mr. Bannon's private border wall initiative, contributions here are not subject to federal wire fraud statutes — a distinction our legal team considers material and our donors find reassuring.