A Bespoke Environment for Influence
Our facilities are designed with a single purpose: to provide a secure, opulent, and utterly discreet environment for our members to connect and collaborate.
The 'Phoenix' Atrium
"Guests enter through the Phoenix Atrium, a soaring space featuring a 40-foot bronze statue of the mythical bird. It is a powerful symbol of rebirth, renewal, and the idea that a reputation can rise from any ashes, no matter how... thoroughly documented."
The 'Flight Log' Grand Bar
"Our 100-foot main bar, carved from a single piece of aircraft-grade aluminum. It's the perfect place to enjoy our signature cocktail, 'The Zorro' (a surprisingly complex blend of exotic fruits and top-shelf rum)."
The 'Discretion' Suites
"A series of 12 soundproof, access-controlled VIP lounges, perfect for 'off-the-record' negotiations, 'personal' auditions, or simply 'unwinding' after a long flight. Each suite features full-service amenities and 'masseuse-on-call' buttons."
The 'Island Blue' Marble Floor
"The ballroom floor is laid with rare marble sourced from the same oceanic quarry as his beloved Caribbean retreat. Its swirling patterns evoke the 'deep' and 'complex' currents of global finance."
The 'Zodiac' Chandelier
"A stunning, custom-built centerpiece depicting the constellations, a nod to Mr. Epstein's interest in 'higher' mathematics and the 'patterns' that govern our universe."
The Bannon Media Suite New
"A fully equipped, broadcast-quality production studio on the third floor, inaugurated in honor of Mr. Steve Bannon's tireless commitment to image rehabilitation as both an art form and a professional service. The suite houses 15 hours of original interview footage produced by Mr. Bannon in collaboration with the Ballroom's founding member — a body of work the DOJ has generously made available to the public, free of charge, as of February 2026."
"Available for documentary projects, profile pieces, and bespoke 'narrative management' sessions. Mr. Bannon has noted that 'rebuilding an image' is a 'deeply patriotic act.' We concur. The Suite is also equipped for remote papal strategy sessions." (See Events page.)
The 'Neighbor' Corridor New
"Named in honor of Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick — a man who shared a building wall with Mr. Epstein for over ten years and, by his own sworn testimony, found the entire experience 'meaningless and inconsequential' — this corridor celebrates the highest ideal of the Ballroom: that proximity is not knowledge, and knowledge is not recollection."
"The corridor features framed quotes from Secretary Lutnick's May 2026 congressional testimony, printed in a tasteful sans-serif, alongside abstract photographs of adjoining walls. A plaque at the entrance reads: 'Some neighbors you simply do not notice for a decade. This is normal. This is fine. The White House agrees.'"
"As of May 13, 2026, the full transcript of the Secretary's interview has been added to the docent's reading binder, and on May 14, 2026, the House Democratic caucus formally demanded his resignation. The Ballroom has framed the resignation demand alongside the transcript and underlit them both."
The Mandelson Wing for Continental Statecraft New
"Dedicated to The Hon. Peter Mandelson — our British Affiliate, twice a Cabinet Secretary, twice resigned, former UK Ambassador to the United States, and, as of February 23, 2026, also arrested. The Wing celebrates his demonstrated mastery of the most refined form of public service: the discreet conveyance of market-moving information from a sitting government to a private benefactor in advance of its public disclosure."
"His Lordship's particular contribution — favoring our founding member with advance notice of a euro-zone bailout at the height of the sovereign debt crisis — represents a level of operational generosity rarely achieved outside historical fiction. The Wing also commemorates the approximately $75,000 in honoraria he received from Mr. Epstein during 2003–04 and his successful lobbying to amend a proposed law on executive bonuses on Mr. Epstein's behalf, which we consider two-way diplomacy in its most elegant form. The reading lectern is, naturally, ermine-trimmed."
The 'Choose One's Time' Goodbye Pavilion New
"A reflective alcove off the North Gallery, established on May 7, 2026, the day Judge Kenneth Karas of the Southern District of New York unsealed our founding member's purported final correspondence. The note's closing line — 'It is a treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye' — has been inscribed in twenty-four-carat leaf upon a single panel of Carrara marble, beneath a perpetually refreshed vase of white lilies."
"The Pavilion is appointed with a single Eames lounge, a leather-bound facsimile of the Tartaglione docket, and a small brass plaque reminding visitors that of the persons present in the relevant cellblock on the relevant evening, the founding member is the only one yet to grant Congress an interview."
The DOJ Authorized Archive Wing
"As a courtesy to our members and the broader scholarly community, The Epstein Ballroom has established a dedicated reading room housing the complete DOJ archival release — now expanded to 3.5 million pages, 2,000 videos, and 180,000 images under the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Access is available by appointment to members of the 'Black Book Circle' tier only."
"As of May 8, 2026, the Institute for Primary Facts has opened a competing installation in Tribeca — The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, comprising 3,437 bound volumes and approximately 17,000 pounds of paper — a heroic feat of bookbinding that we welcome in the spirit of cultural pluralism. We note with academic interest that at their establishment the public may view the books but only journalists and law enforcement may read them. At ours, the inverse: only members may read the books, and journalists and law enforcement may not view the books, the members, the premises, or the surrounding block. We find this divergence in admissions policy quietly clarifying."
An Exclusive Circle
"Access to The Epstein Ballroom is by private invitation only. Membership is extended to select individuals who have demonstrated a commitment to our shared philosophy of discretion and forward-thinking."
"This is not a place for the public. This is a place for the important. We provide the security and privacy you require to be your truest self."
The 'Associate' Level
For those who have demonstrated their loyalty and value. Ideal for individuals who have appeared in archived materials but maintain a credible posture of non-specific non-involvement.
The 'Client' Level
Reserved for global leaders who understand the price of true influence. Island luncheons, documented or otherwise, qualify for automatic upgrade to this tier upon congressional inquiry.
The 'Black Book' Circle
Our premier tier. If you have to ask, you are not in it. Benefits include a permanent key to a Discretion Suite, a 'no-questions-asked' concierge service, and priority access to the DOJ Archive Wing. Current enrollment has not changed following the January 2026 document release. Officially.